Post-Valentines Stress Disorder

Guess I'll Go Eat Worms

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms.

Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one,
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.

Up comes the first one,
Up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

Se også:

Incel Valentines Card

Be My Sweet Valentine!

You Must Be My Valentine, Or ... !

Be My Last Valentines